A former nanny of the Kardashian’s is trying to sell a tell-all about the family, and promises to reveal secrets about the ever-expanding brood.

Pam Behan served as a nanny, cook and personal assistant for Bruce and Kris Jenner when their children were little.

Stop. right. There.

A professional nanny doesnt cook for the family or do PA duties.

Let’s start again. The former unqualified Nanny Housekeeper (that’s much better) is trying to promote her book which reveals details of her time working with one of America’s most famous families.

In the book, Pam reportedly labels Bruce’s children Brody and Brandon as “extremely spoiled and disrespectful,” and she also claims that she was almost sacked when she slapped Brandon. She sounds like an awesome nanny hey? Not.

If she were my ‘nanny’ and she ‘almost slapped’ a child – I’d have her struck off!

According to Pam, she has a “love/hate” relationship with matriarch Kris, but is fond of Bruce after he helped her out following a DUI arrest.  Nice. This ‘nanny’ sound incredible – I’d love to see her CV!

She also has “intimate details” about Kourtney and Kim to reveal, despite the girls apparently getting on well with her. How professional. Did she sign her confidentiality clause on her contract?

I’m so glad that the word nanny is once again used so lightly and pushed into the dirt. Not.

Why is it that anybody can call themselves a nanny? The title is actually for qualified, experienced professionals who care for children and their needs in a professional capacity, not a babysitter, not an Aupair, not a PA, and not a housekeeper.

In this report (from taletela) there is a lesson to be learned. If you are going to employ a nanny, then choose wisely. Find a professional, qualified nanny that has experience. Check references and check again.

Nannying is a professional career, you wouldn’t let a gardener fix your teeth would you? If you need a nanny, find a REAL one.